Online Dating Ghostwriter....

You might not realize this, however, Tipsy Mommy got recruited to be an online dating ghost writer.  Here was my response to them:

First of all, let me congratulate you on developing a BRILLIANT business plan.  This concept is nothing short of genius.  However, it makes me appreciate the fact that I'm happily married and (hopefully) won't be venturing into the online dating scene for myself anytime soon.  

Here are all the reasons I agree this is the perfect job for me.

First of all, I'm hysterical.  If you don't believe me, you should probably read my blog.  It's called Tipsy Mommy.  Wait, you already knew that.  Sorry, I'm not good at details. 

Secondly, I understand the difference between there, their and they're.  This is a RARITY these days. 

Third(ly?), I'm a girl.  I sort of understand what girls want to hear.  I'm probably breaking 900 levels of girl code by agreeing to write profiles and messages for dudes they're likely going to sleep with, however, I feel like I can come to terms with that guilt with a couple extra glasses of vino each night. 

Fourth(ly?)  Seriously, the "ly" thing is tricky...do you have training on that?  I'm fast.  I write almost every single day and the words fly out quickly.  

5) (numbers are WAY easier...I have no shame taking the path of least resistance.  #efficient) I like to have some inspiration to speed up the writing process so I think the fact that this content will be directed to a specific goal/subject/etc will be a perfect fit for me. 

6) Generally speaking, my humor can be crude, however, I have a few clean jokes in my arsenal as well.  My husband is "kind of a big deal" in the business community so I often have to act like a normal person at his work events.  I should be a pretty versatile "girl pretending to be a guy" for you. 

It will be an interesting challenge to write as a "guy".....I'll have to give that one some thought.  Do all the bio's cover the size of my package and the number of girls I've slept with?  I feel like these would be pre-qualifiers in the dating scene.  Please let me know. 

I'm flattered for the opportunity.  I'll have my people (me) get back to you by the end of next week.

Thanks,
Tipsy Mommy