Bring it on 2016!

Happy New Year!!!  Time for overly aggressive resolutions that will make you feel like a lazy piece of poo by January 8th.  I don't have any expertise in "self help", however,  I know an over aggressive list when I see one.

Here's my 2016 list.  

I'd like to point out a few things that are pretty much indicative of how this is gonna end:

1) I changed the title from "resolutions" to "goals".  #commitmentissues
2) I had to clarify HOW to keep up with laundry for item 4.  If I need "directions" included with my goals, that's a real problem.
3) #6 isn't crossed out because it's been accomplished.  It's crossed out because that's the dumbest goal ever.

So I decided to throw out the damn list and do my own thing.  I decided 2016 is going to be the year that I make a list of things I'm NOT going to change.

1) Drink too much wine every once in awhile.  Because nights when you drink a little too much, drunk dial your parents, hug your bestie 42 times, take 312 selfies with friends (and strangers), and fall asleep in your "going out clothes" are good for your soul every once in a while.  And, for the record, I was NOT slurring….I was talking in cursive and I have photo evidence that the room really WAS spinning!

2) Judge people.  I think J.C. technically frowns upon this one but lets be honest, sometimes it's the right thing to do.  Case in point, this guy.  Apparently vanity plates don't have enough characters for "douchebag".

3) Be Funny.  If you can make someone laugh (the kind that makes a sound) every single day, then Life. Is. Good.

3) Photobomb. People take pictures non stop these days and I photobomb my a&* off.  This morning a chick was doing a selfie outside of a breakfast place.  I saw it coming, raced into the background and yelled "PHOTOBOMB!" She thought it was hilarious and I guarantee that shit is going to have at least 37 likes on Instagram today.  And lets be honest,  "likes" are really the only measure in life these days.


4) Micro-manage my husband.  This shit definitely needs to continue in 2016 and beyond.  The stuff that is obvious to 95% of the population, is completely foreign to my hubby.

So ring in this new year by focusing on the things you should keep exactly the same, instead of worrying about all the stuff you aren't doing quite right.

Wishing you loads of love and laughter in 2016!!!

xo Meg (Tipsy Mommy)